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#1201
JustBlowinInTheWind

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Cool, a new friend! Hi Bruce!

 

Welcome to MSW!


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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

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KeithW

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I know, wrong forum. But you guys might like it all the same: 

 

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AND MY NAME IS STILL NOT BRUCE!!! 


Edited by KeithW, 06 January 2017 - 08:45 AM.

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Regards, Keith

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gjdale

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Nice one Bruce!
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Grant
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Current builds:

 

1949 Chris Craft 19' Racing Runabout - Dumas - Radio

 

Previous builds: Bomb Vessel Granado, 1742 - Cross Section - ScratchbuildHMS Victory (Mamoli 1:90), Cutty Sark, Armed Pinnace, Bounty, Santa Maria

At another place: Stephenson's Rocket (OcCre 1:24) (click the title to follow the link)

 

 

In the Gallery: Lancia Armata 1803, Bomb Vessel Granada, 1742 Cross Section


#1204
JustBlowinInTheWind

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Did it cost a lot to change your name?


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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

#1205
JustBlowinInTheWind

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One more post and I'll have 500.


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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

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geoff

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Here is a very funny joke for all you mind readers "................................................................................................................" !!!!!!!!!! Told you didn't I ? !


Edited by geoff, 12 January 2017 - 06:51 AM.

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#1207
JustBlowinInTheWind

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Did you hear about the (fill in the blank________________) that locked his family in the car?


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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

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Cap'n'Bob

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No but I heard about the _____  that called a locksmith to get them out.

 

Bob


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Every build is a learning experience.

 

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Completed builds:  US Coast Guard Pequot   Friendship-sloop,  Schooner Lettie-G.-Howard,   Spray,   Grand-Banks-dory

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JustBlowinInTheWind

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Those dumb _______________!


Edited by JustBlowinInTheWind, 13 January 2017 - 11:09 PM.

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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

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geoff

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My wife called out after a very cold night "Darling our front path is a slippery death trap, do something". "Good idea" I replied. "I'll invite your mother round"! :o


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JustBlowinInTheWind

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Current Build: Rattlesnake 1:64 privateer from Mamoli. 20 guns, 1781
On hold: Niagara. U.S Brig, War of 1812, Model Shipways / 1:64 (Until I get some rigging experience) First build. Yep. Bit off a chunk a chew.

Waiting its turn:
C.S.S. Alabama, Steam and Sail Sloop of war, 1862: Mamoli / 1:120

Brian

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most - A saying on a hat my Dad wore.

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gjdale

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So my wife sent me down to the shops to buy some milk. When I returned carrying only two meat pies, she says, "I knew you'd forget the tomato sauce!"
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Grant
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Current builds:

 

1949 Chris Craft 19' Racing Runabout - Dumas - Radio

 

Previous builds: Bomb Vessel Granado, 1742 - Cross Section - ScratchbuildHMS Victory (Mamoli 1:90), Cutty Sark, Armed Pinnace, Bounty, Santa Maria

At another place: Stephenson's Rocket (OcCre 1:24) (click the title to follow the link)

 

 

In the Gallery: Lancia Armata 1803, Bomb Vessel Granada, 1742 Cross Section


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A 90 year old couple each with a bit of memory loss went to the doctor.  He assured them this was not too serious and quite common at their age and suggested writing things down so as to not forget.   That night the man headed to the kitchen asked his admiral if she would like him to bring her something. She asked that he get her some ice cream.  He said OK and she asked him to write it down per the doctor's suggestions.  He responded that he can remember a bowl of ice cream.  She then asked to have some strawberries on top, so best to write it down. Again he said I can remember a bowl of ice cream with strawberries on top.  She then asked that he out some whipped cream on top and he really should write it down.  He was getting quite irritated and said he can remember a bowl of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream.  

 

20 minutes later he came back and handed her a plate with bacon and eggs.  She saw it, looked at him, shook her head, and said, "you forgot the toast!"


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allanyed

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Joe ran into his friend Fred and started chatting.   He told Fred he just got a new hearing aid that were the best available and cost $4000.  He told Fred his hearing was better than ever and was really happy about making the investment.  Fred asked him what kind it was.  Joe said twelve fifteen.

 

Allan


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I can explain it to you but I can't comprehend it for you - Ed Koch, former NYC mayor

 


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Altduck

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Today seems like a good day to remember the etymology of the word "politics" that I heard somewhere years ago:

 

Poli is, of course, an adaptation from the Greek "many"

 

and Tics are for those little blood suckers....

 

;)


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     Richard

 

 





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