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  • Birthday 09/25/1962

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  1. Them Old Jokes

    The Arch Bishop of France is showing the Pope around Notre Damme one day pointing out its tower and belll. All of a sudden Quasimodo runs out, head butts the belll face first and falls to the floor dead 100 feet below. The Pope asks the archbishop "do you know this person?" The Archbishop answers "not really, but his face rings a bell".
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    I love you humans! Only a week ago I was in a pub lounging as a cat does in a human bar and witnessed human interaction. There was a bloke with his wife and after ten pints of beer he suddenly said "I love you so much and I could never live without you" The wife said "is that you talking or is that the beer talking"? The bloke said "I'm not talking to you love, I'm talking to the beer!"
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    Apologies. I'm a cat.
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    Ahoy shipmates! Long time much sea. I've been aboard or abroad for the last four or five thousand years or so as you will know, in that time I have picked up much gallows humour. Last time I was in Blighty I was sitting on the pub bar when the barmaid shouted "does anyone know CPR? I shouted back "I know every letter of the alphabet love". The whole ships company laughed. Well all except for one bloke.
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    So being a ships cat I get bored sometimes after a heavy days murdering of rodents and keeping me shipmates happy with a bit of purring and meowing. Now and again I like to visit me other ship born mates and hear their stories, the goats are a bit boring but the ducks are great. My old mate Quack the duck (known him a month, heard he's going in the pot) told me a great story the other day about a visit he made to a pub in old blighty London. Quack the Duck walks into a pub and asks - "Got any bread mate?" Barman - "No" Duck - Got any bread mate? Barman - No! Duck - Got any bread mate? Barman - No! Duck - Got any bread mate? Barman - No! Duck - Got any bread mate? Barman - No! Duck - Got any bread mate? Barman - No! ... If you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar! Duck - Got any nails mate? Barman - No! Duck - Good! Duck - Got any bread mate? Ooops gotta go, I think the bosuns just thrown himself overboard! Tell us an old joke please, I need something to share with Quack the duck before he goes. Poor Quack.

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