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  1. I bought magnetic tweezers hoping them would keep me from losing small metal parts, but now when I try to place the part where I want it to go, it comes back off with the tweezers! AGH!
  2. I tell people that I'm not really forgetful - it's just that my hard drive is full so my brain can't hold anymore information!
  3. OC - I can lend you my seniors' GPS .....
  4. WANTED: The Department of Health is looking to hire couples that have been married for 7 years or more to educate people on social distancing.
  5. It took "Click it or Ticket" to get people to wear a seat belt. I wonder if "Mask it or Casket" would get people to wear a mask. There is a spike in Covid cases because there is a spike in testing - If we had more IQ tests, there would be a spike in morons, too.
  6. I always tell people that if I open my eyes and see the green side of the grass, my day is off to a good start! I bought myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination; it tells me why I wanted to go there! (Just something to cheer you guys up!)
  7. We still have 2021 Model Ships calendars available. They make great gifts, so avoid the holiday rush and get yours today before supplies run out. Each 13 month calendar has 14 quality photographs of models built by MSW and NRG members. Proceeds benefit Model Ship World and the NRG, so show your support for these great model building institutions! Thank you!!
  8. And God sighed.... This is NOT the 10 commandments 1. In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. 2. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. 3.
  9. Our polling place didn't have a parking garage. It was at the village hall in a neighboring town and they have a medium sized lot, but it was full. There is also commuter parking - which we weren't supposed to use, but we did anyway since most of the spaces were empty. From there it was about a half block walk - or I should say shuffle - to the village hall building.
  10. 8 hours? Wow! I hope they had some porta potties available. I would never last 8 hours! 😧
  11. We just stood in line for almost an hour for early voting. At the end of the line, people were standing about 10 feet apart. As the line moved forward, people started standing about 3 - 4 feet apart. When we actually got up to the building and they had lines taped on the sidewalk, people went back to standing 5-6 feet apart. Finally inside the building they had us stand single file - even if you were with someone. A regular cattle line!
  12. I wasn't sure which category to put this in, but since most of you following this topic also follow the other topics I was thinking about, here it goes! Things to ponder as you start a new day Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. It’s weird being the same age as old people. When I wa
  13. I heard it from Kurt. I think it was a hint. LOL!
  14. A man stopped in at a funeral home to offer his condolences to a friend whose wife had died. The friend said to the widower, "This is your second wife to pass away isn't it?" "No, actually it is my 3rd wife to pass. My first wife died eating poisoned mushrooms." "Oh, how awful!" said the friend. "Yes, and my second wife also died eating poisoned mushrooms," said the widower. "My word!" said the friend, "What a coincidence! I hate to ask, but how did your third wife die?" "She died of a blow to the head. I couldn't get her to eat the poisoned mushrooms!"
  15. A plastic bag? What - she couldn't get you to eat the poisoned mushrooms? (If you've bnever heard that joke, let me know and I'll relay it to you). Seriously, though, I hope you are felling better and can get back to 'normal' soon. Mary
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