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NRG OFFICE MANAGER

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  • Birthday December 13

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    Westmont, IL

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  1. Famous football quotes. I hope football references aren't considered political. Please don't hate me if your team was left out! 😁 "I never graduated from Iowa. I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's." – Alex Karras / Iowa "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State " Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn "I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me " He said, "Well, W
  2. Let me know if these come through for you now.
  3. Is he a model builder, too, or has he managed to escape his father's madness?
  4. Dave was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. He knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died. Dave wanted two things: • to learn how to invest his inheritance and, • to find a wife to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a f
  5. Wish him a Happy Birthday from all of us! 🎂
  6. I was always told to pronounce it like you were coughing up phlegm.
  7. They are a bit like Tribbles, but instead of multiplying, they eventually fade away!
  8. A jewelry components company that I used to buy from had a sale on tape measures for 25 cents each. I bought a bunch of them and we put one in each room of the house. After a while they would all end up in the same room and we would have to redistribute them again!
  9. Hmmm - I can see them when I look at it in here. I'll take them down and try again later after work.
  10. I may grow old, but I'll never grow up!
  11. I've heard this with "I'm a hair stylist, and I applied Hare restorer with a permanent wave". GROAN to both versions!
  12. And you thought giving a cat a pill is hard. I'd like to see someone get their cat into this outfit!! The face looks more like a mouse.
  13. He doesn't need a sword - look at those claws!!
  14. I never served in the military, but I am the daughter of an Assistant Fire Chief, the sister of a fireman, the niece of a fireman and the niece of a policeman (all retired or deceased); also the wife of a (retired) Fire Marshall, the daughter in law of a fire chief (deceased) and my husband's grandfather was also a fire chief. I also worked in the meat department for a local grocery chain with a bunch of crazy guys. Do I get any street cred? 😀
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