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  • Birthday 09/14/1965

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    Fort Lauderdale,Florida

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  1. Captain Poison

    Them Old Jokes

    A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
  2. Captain Poison

    Them Old Jokes

    Darling, did you know that making love is the equivalent of running three miles? And the woman answers: "Really...? Because I don't know anyone who can run 3 miles in five minutes."
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    Them Old Jokes

    A young blonde thought she could start her career as a handyman to get money for her vacation, so she was walking through her neighborhood when she came to a house and knocked the door... "Good morning sir! Do you have any work for me?" Sure, could you paint the porch? I pay you $100.. "Thank you very much sir! I will try to finish as soon as possible"... 45 minutes later, she knocks on the door and tells the man that she was finished. The surprised man gives her $100 plus 20 extra for the fast work.. " Thank you very much sir!! If you need anything else please let me know.. And by the way.. is not a porch, it's a Lexus.."
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    Congratulations! excellent build and clean work!
  5. Excellent work master Albert! the base is amazing and perfect for the ship.
  6. The first illustration shows the cannon in battery or battle, second in peacetime or travel and the third trips in severe storms. If you decide on the second option, you should keep in mind that you will lose space on the deck, making it more difficult to work with details.
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    Them Old Jokes

    I went to the gas Station by my hood to get beer .... when I walked up I noticed 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her & thought, Is this lady stupid or crazy? With the cops right there too..! But anyway, I went inside and got my beer. As I was paying, I heard someone screaming. I looked out the window,the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm,running around and going crazy! I ran outside,the cops had put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees. Then they put handcuffs on her,threw her in the police car. I was thinking ,arrested?She should be in an ambulance,not handcuffed! Being the nosey person that I am,I asked the cops what they were arresting her for. The cop looked me square in the eyes, said," WAVING A FIRE ARM!"
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    Them Old Jokes

    Two friends were walking and one of them gets a snake bite in the testicles, his friend runs three miles to the village to ask for help.. He explains the problem to a doctor and tells him that he has to suck the poison from the wound... He returns running the three miles to his friend in deep pain: "could you get help in the hospital?" and his friend responds.. I'm sorry they say you're going to die
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    Them Old Jokes

    Probaly...but in this case just check outside for the Fiat 500.. One cannibal says to another: Did you like mom's soup? Yes, but I'm going to miss her.
  10. Captain Poison

    Them Old Jokes

    How do you place four elephants in a Fiat 500? * Two in the front seat and two in the back..* And how to know if there are four elephants in a cinema?
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    Them Old Jokes

    An old man says to his wife, do you mind if I chase young girls? The woman responds, does not bother me at all, dogs pursued cars and they do not drive.
  12. You have chosen an excellent project, the ship is beautiful with very rich details.Looking fordward for updates...
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    Diagram(s) for Bluenose running lines?

    You think this maybe can help or still not clear?
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    Ship Dioramas You Would Like To Build

    In my opinion Shep Paine was an excellent artist,here you can see one of his works.. And what about a diorama from the scene Master and Commander?
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    Them Old Jokes


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